My being a fat woman does not mean:

fatshitcray:

whatistrueforme:

  • I am desperate.
  • That it takes less on your part to be romantic. 
  • That I will jump into bed with you because you “pity” me.
  • That I have to be attracted to you if you are attracted to me.

slow clap

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deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

(Source: foodishouldnoteat)

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justice-and-buttz:

glad we now have a song that perfectly summarizes weeaboos 

Thanks Avril Lavigne

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donnie-turtle:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

h356:

OTL I had written a rather witty yet sentimental post detailing my opinion on the upcoming movie and then I accidentally deleted it all and now I can’t recreate it. /heavy sighhhhhhh

OMFG I CANT

JESUS IM CRYING

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ashitarimai:

Everyone needs to just stop and take a moment to appreciate

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buttmagoo:

nicecentrifuge:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ofastory!!!! Expect something better when I don’t have a sore back and can sit at the computer for longer. Crybaby!Raph + Overprotective!Splinter wish you a day as wonderful as you are. ❤

okay seriously i have to reblog this again it just seriously makes me so happy my heart is actually swelling with joy i have requested so many artists to draw splinter holding raph and no one ever did it they all said splinter was too hard to draw and then just this one boring morning everything changed and it’s better than i ever could’ve dreamed i seriously stop scrolling and smile every time I see this picture i’m sorry

buttmagoo:

nicecentrifuge:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ofastory!!!! Expect something better when I don’t have a sore back and can sit at the computer for longer. Crybaby!Raph + Overprotective!Splinter wish you a day as wonderful as you are. 

okay seriously i have to reblog this again it just seriously makes me so happy my heart is actually swelling with joy i have requested so many artists to draw splinter holding raph and no one ever did it they all said splinter was too hard to draw and then just this one boring morning everything changed and it’s better than i ever could’ve dreamed i seriously stop scrolling and smile every time I see this picture i’m sorry

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